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Bad Grades – New Identity

“I hate my myself. I get bad grades i wish i was somebody else like Chancho.” gerrum gashaw Gavins Answer We all wish we were Chancho. I do, every day. Unfortunately, until those lazy scientists get...

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To Sex or Not To Sex

“I really need dating advice. My boyfriend wants to have sex…but it’s only been about 6 months. I really, really do love him, and I would, but its a family hes wanting. While I’m fighting with myself...

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Offensive but Adorable

“well,i like a boy but he offends me all the time .once upon a time he liked me now no.what can i do for this?” kantarena gjelaj Gavins Answer You can stop liking him. Enjoy the rest of your life....

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Suck At Lovebites

“How hard do you suck to give a lovebite? And do you roll your tounge over their neck while your doing it?” Cara McCruddens Gavins Answer If they continue eating their dinner and make a gruff comment...

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Fame School

“i want to become a worldwide celebrity famous like justin timberlake or brad pitt. how can i do this? is there a special school? also i want to date emma watson from the harry potter films.” bob...

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Surviving the Financial Crisis

“hi im lorraine im 150 overdrawn of my account and i need money today if possible can u help me please im struggling” lorraine saunders James’ Advice Hi Lorraine. Thanks for leaving your full name. I...

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A-Hole Question

“My girl will not let me do her in the A hole is there anything I can do about this cuz there no reason to date a girl with phat ass if she don’t let you do her in it thank” Jason Valencia James’...

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Suck at Blowing?

“i’m 15 and my boyfriend is 17 and i’m supposed to give him a hand job and a blow job. and i need to know how i can make sure i’m not to bad at it? any tips?” Kaylee Poole Gavins Answer He is...

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From Russia with Lav

“Dear Sir, Does the story about Neil Armstrong’s alleged famous words spoken on the Moon ‘Good Luck Mr Gorsky!’ have anything to do with the name of your website? Yours truly,  LAV from Russia” Chris’...

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Addicted to Farmville

“I am addicted to Farmville.” Anon. Chris’ Answer This is exactly the type of question I would expect from a person addicted to Farmville – too busy to even write your name whilst sowing, growing,...

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